I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 1 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 1)
  1. "Another reason I like February is because I think it's one of my best friend's birthdays, but I'm not sure because we're not friends anymore."
  2. "When Canadian people talk, does half their head come off?"
  3. "Friends should tell the truth because if they don't, they could give you drugs and say, 'This is candy'."
  4. "If I were principal of the school, we wouldn't say the pledge. We would say the Lord's Prayer. Only we wouldn't say it. G-Unit would say it."
  5. "You should always shake your hamburger in case of a mouse or a hair."
  6. "I didn't have any breakfast this morning...not even sugar."
  7. "How does a girl make a baby?"
  8. Me: "Why did this girl think she was your girlfriend?" Student: "I told her she was, but I was just trying to get money from her."
  9. "My mom said that you should always hurry in the bathroom because someone might kill you in there."
  10. "I'm having hot flashes."