I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 26 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 26)
  1. "My mom packed me Tic-Tacs for lunch!"
  2. "Wear a mini skirt to get a man...and then purr at him."
  3. "I'll tell my rich husband, 'I get the money, you get the street'."
  4. "I'm giving you the honor of watching me pull out my tooth."
  5. "He used to call her a sewer rat, and now he's going out with her...he said she got hotter."
  6. Me: "Who do you think the President was when I was born?" Student: "Theodore Roosevelt!"
  7. (Shouting at another student across the room) "You drew a picture of me havin' it with E.T.?!?!"
  8. "Were you alive in 1936?"
  9. "You're a woman without the 'wo'."
  10. (Pointing to a picture of Nick Jonas) "My mom says that he has no butt."