I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 28 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 28)
  1. "Back in the day, when I was Cecilia's age, about twenty minutes ago, life was awesome."
  2. "Can I go upside down so I can think gooder?"
  3. "I don't wear zits."
  4. "Have you ever played with a raw whole chicken?"
  5. Student: "I missed you last night. I was dreaming of you." Me: "Really? What were we doing?" Student: "Oh, nothing. Just skipping through a bed of roses."
  6. "I like going to Mexico because 3 to 5 year olds can play with firecrackers."
  7. "Toyota's awesome because it's German."
  8. "Dylan is so hot, he looks like flames."
  9. (While clutching his pant leg and walking up to me) "Somehow some boxers that aren't mine got into my pants."
  10. "My mom started Twilight last night on the toilet."