I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 30 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 30)
  1. "I either want no eyebrows or one long one."
  2. "When my mom puts foundation on her face it floats on her hairs."
  3. "I've just experienced the miracle of birth."
  4. Student 1: "Bic makes pens, pencils, and lighters." Student 2: " And razors." Student 3: "My grandmother has a million of those!"
  5. "When I think of GPS, I think 'Girl Pointing Somewhere'."
  6. "Is poop a body part?"
  7. "My brother can put a popcorn kernel up his nose and bring it out through his eye, and it's already popped."
  8. "Does your house bathroom have a golden toilet? And ruby flush knobs?"
  9. "Never put your mouth in a rabied dog's mouth."
  10. "You remind me of Britney Spears before she went on drugs."