QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 5)

I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 4 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 4)
  1. "Would it bother you if someone called you 'Miss Babes'?"
  2. "I was born to be the Cocoa Puffs bird...not the naked kind."
  3. "Who taught you to cook?...Trash?"
  4. "The teacher will freak out and crush your eye."
  5. "I'm so bad at explaining that one time I was explaining to someone how to play a board game, and I ended up talking about monkey tails."
  6. "What do principals do? Do they prince people?"
  7. "School is for babies."
  8. "Don't you cook lunch in my house or I'll set your pants on fire."
  9. "In your face, Reading!"
  10. "Oh my goodness, that plate is wearing a weave."