QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 7)

I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 6 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 6)
  1. "My uncle has a tattoo that says Bez."
  2. "You smell good...like Fruity Pebbles."
  3. Student: "A child is ten, but a pre-teen is eleven." Me: "Where did you get this information?" Student: "Cici's Pizza."
  4. "I hope you didn't have the chicken in the cafeteria. That stuff was hard! I mean, you could build houses with them things!"
  5. "I need a suitcase and a man named James to carry it for me."
  6. "He called me black...a black marker!"
  7. "In these days, do we eat pumpkins?"
  8. "I work out so when I fall on the ground, it doesn't hurt."
  9. Student: "Did you ever work at Sonic?" Me: "No. Why?" Student: "All Sonics have girls that look like you."
  10. "I gots to take my medicational."