THINGS I HAVE TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO MY CAT TODAY
I often find myself explaining things to my cat as if she is a rational being who speaks English. Here are some things I have explained to her so far today.
- •Just because you can knock things down, doesn't mean you should
- •People do not appreciate cat butt on their pillow
- •Water is for drinking, not for splashing
- •iPhone chargers are expensive
- •You will never have free reign of the bedroom if you keep putting trash in the laundry
- •The vacuum is not trying to kill you