BOOK TITLES I WILL (READ: WON'T) USE

Here are some book titles for the memoir EVERYONE is watching for.
  1. Crying in Public Places: A Memoir
  2. Oh, Did I Make This Uncomfortable? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  3. Sorry I Only Wore Mascara Today: The Erin Mallory Long Story
  4. Prolly Not a Sociopath
  5. Duh, You're Welcome, America
  6. A Full-On Monet
  7. The 90's Are Alive in Me (Help! Get Them Out!)
  8. The Erin Mallory Long Story Short
  9. I Can Relate That Back to The Simpsons or Friends
  10. Just a Cogsworth Who Dreams of Being a Lumiere
  11. Never Doing Quite the Right Thing