STUFF YOU WOULD DO COMPULSIVELY SITTING ON GRASS AS A KID

  1. Pick at said grass
  2. Dare someone to eat a worm
  3. Watch that kid be a little too excited to eat that worm
  4. Talk about how you could dig to China
  5. Think about the meaninglessness of life
  6. Pick dandelions
  7. Forget you picked a dandelion and put your finger in your mouth thus creating a disgusting taste
  8. Contemplate the fact that you're going to die one day but the world will continue spinning
  9. Ask someone with glasses if you can try to start a fire with then
  10. Notice ants crawling all over your feet
  11. Have your butt fall asleep