THINGS THAT CAUSE A LOT OF STRESS GROWING UP BECAUSE OF MOVIES BUT AREN'T A BIG DEAL

  1. Make out parties
    There were definitely parties were people were making out. But it was never the sea of paired of bodies that movies had me panicked about as a youth.
  2. Hickies
    I have had them before but it mostly is something I did to myself on purpose or were somewhere on my body where no one could see anyway 😁 - no need for warm weather turtlenecks as I anticipated!
  3. Wedgies inflicted by others
    Only familiar with ones inflicted by my own clothinf
  4. Your "permanent record"
    This just doesn't exist right? RIGHT??
  5. Being "sexiled"
    I mean sure I'd come back to my dorm and find people in bed sometimes but it was never a huge deal. And I could always sleep somewhere even if it meant listening to my roommate have silent sex