1. Make out parties
    There were definitely parties were people were making out. But it was never the sea of paired of bodies that movies had me panicked about as a youth.
  2. Hickies
    I have had them before but it mostly is something I did to myself on purpose or were somewhere on my body where no one could see anyway 😁 - no need for warm weather turtlenecks as I anticipated!
  3. Wedgies inflicted by others
    Only familiar with ones inflicted by my own clothinf
  4. Your "permanent record"
    This just doesn't exist right? RIGHT??
  5. Being "sexiled"
    I mean sure I'd come back to my dorm and find people in bed sometimes but it was never a huge deal. And I could always sleep somewhere even if it meant listening to my roommate have silent sex