Thoughts that provoke paranoia while watching The Bachelorette

  1. What if I was on my period during the fantasy suite
  2. What if my profession was misrepresented and was somehow listed as "HR"
    This happened to my friend on House Hunters
  3. How do you know you won't bring the same outfit as another girl
    There are only so many Triangl swimsuits
  4. What if you're on the show but have a zit
  5. How do you request the type of food you want in the house
    Where the hell is my Chipotle
  6. Is teeth whitening mandatory
    Do they share those little whitening lights
  7. When is there time to pee on these dates
  8. Nick Viall
  9. What if there was someone there that couldn't do a fishtail braid
  10. I HAVE TO MARRY ONE OF THESE IDIOTS