HOLIDAY PARTY RSVP LOGIC
When I got the invite a month ago it seemed so far away, but the RSVP cutoff is now a week away and these are my options
- •RSVP for myself because it's the truth and go alone and have a great timeThis is just reality
- •RSVP for myself and magically find a +1 in the next 7 days and have to change my RSVP last minute (rude!)
- •RSVP for myself +1 because I'm an optimist and magically find one in a week like a god dammed Lifetime movieIt's the season to meet creepy old men who ends up being Santa and granting you love! (Or at least watch movies about it)
- •RSVP for myself +1 because I'm delusional, and show up at check in alone and be like "oh he's sick it's just me sorry"