This is what it's like in my head sometimes. Being a girl is so fun.
  1. Does this lipstick make me look fat?
  2. My cuticles look like talons.
  3. Is my back fat obvious?
  4. I want to post a photo of my new ring but my index fingers look too chubs.
  5. Are my brows even? (Do I care?)
  6. You can totally see I ate Taco Bell in my chin fat.
  7. "I'm too fat for short hair!"
    Suggested by @racytracee