REASONS MY BED IS BETTER THAN A BOYFRIEND

I've been single for a long time so I've had a lot of time to lay in bed alone pondering this.
  1. It's always there for me.
    Boyfriends get busy and have their own lives but my bed literally never has anything else to do.
  2. It doesn't ignore my texts.
    It doesn't have a phone so it doesn't have the option to but even if it did I know it would always text me back.
  3. It's so comfy like an eternal hug.
    Having a boyfriend has a lot of physical perks but I can cocoon myself up into my bed in a way I couldn't with my boyfriend and it hugs me back warmly.
  4. We can literally Netflix and Chill.
    No double meaning here.