REASONS MY BED IS BETTER THAN A BOYFRIEND
I've been single for a long time so I've had a lot of time to lay in bed alone pondering this.
- •It's always there for me.Boyfriends get busy and have their own lives but my bed literally never has anything else to do.
- •It doesn't ignore my texts.It doesn't have a phone so it doesn't have the option to but even if it did I know it would always text me back.
- •It's so comfy like an eternal hug.Having a boyfriend has a lot of physical perks but I can cocoon myself up into my bed in a way I couldn't with my boyfriend and it hugs me back warmly.
- •We can literally Netflix and Chill.No double meaning here.