1. It is past the point of no return, I'm going to be so tired it hurts tomorrow
  2. When did this happen to me? When did i age?? I didn't used to REQUIRE sleep!
  3. I shouldn't even bother sleeping, it will be too painful to wake ip
  4. Waking up is like the worlds worst breakup
    But I love you so much! I miss you!!
  5. *does math to see how many hours of sleep are still attainable*
    *i hate when people talk like this in third person*