WHY I DIDN'T GO TO TAP CLASS TONIGHT

Traffic can make or break you and tonight it broke me
  1. Traffic to Hollywood make me feel murdery
  2. I drove past the dance studio
  3. Then parking looked grim
  4. There was traffic to get BACK to the studio
  5. I justified going home instead
  6. I got lost going home
  7. I considered living in a 24 hour donut shop for the rest of my life because it seemed more optimistic than finding my way home in a reasonable amount of time
  8. I sang-cried to a girl power playlist
  9. I called my dad and told him I was 3 miles away from my apartment but in a black hole and couldn't get home
  10. I found the freeway
  11. I am home now, not tap dancing