REASONS I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE @BJNOVAK TONIGHT

  1. Because @bjnovak is at my school, the University of Delaware
  2. Because he might burn a cheesy pita
  3. Because he's from my favorite tv show
  4. Because I read his book and I think about the chapter about "The Walk to School on the Day After Labor Day" every day after Labor Day
  5. Because I know he's going to be hilarious