A FEW DISTURBING THINGS I'VE SEEN IN SUBURBIA

I live in a town referred to as "the bubble" but I've seen some shit
  1. Above the road I had to take for school, a wild full grown turkey got tangled in a telephone wire. I had to drive past a different stage of decomposition every day. For a long time it's only remaining wing waved to commuters. The wing lasted for weeks.
  2. What started as a routine but sad event: a buck had been hit by a car and was on the side of the road. The disturbing part was the next day I drove by the deer someone had DECAPITATED the deer and left the body.
  3. With all this death there must be life: I have seen more 40+ year old couples making out in parking lots and outside bars than I ever want to count.