COPING WITH AN UNINVITED GUEST THAT HAS AN UPSETTING NUMBER OF LEGS
I had a lot of unwelcome visitors at my apartment but this one took the cake.
- •First stage: anger and denial after seeing this vile thing SPRINT across my floor (image is first result when googling "bug lots of legs")
- •Stage 2: find cup to imprison the abomination. I wanted to be strong, but I cried a lot.
- •Stage 3: bargaining. "Please stop looking for an escape, the sound of your thousand legs tapping the floor is disturbing"
- •Stage 4: leave house out of disgust until boyfriend comes hours later to dispose of creature. (He insisted I was overreacting until he saw the thing and whispered, visibly disgusted "so many legs")