MOMENTS MY DOG'S EXISTENCE HAS OFFENDED MY DAD
It doesn't take much.
- •When my dog needed a place to sleep. "I can't look at that" says my dad contemptuously as he hides the dog's bed from his view before we watch TV in the living room
- •When my dog sneezed. My dad's response: "WHAT?!" (reacting as if the sneeze translated to "fuck you Terence")
- •When my dog had recurring respiratory issues from being inbred. He has to be removed from a room if his breathing becomes intolerable