MOMENTS MY DOG'S EXISTENCE HAS OFFENDED MY DAD

It doesn't take much.
  1. When my dog needed a place to sleep. "I can't look at that" says my dad contemptuously as he hides the dog's bed from his view before we watch TV in the living room
  2. When my dog sneezed. My dad's response: "WHAT?!" (reacting as if the sneeze translated to "fuck you Terence")
  3. When my dog had recurring respiratory issues from being inbred. He has to be removed from a room if his breathing becomes intolerable