If I Were Trapped on a Desert Island With Only Three Tv Series

  1. 1.
    Alaska State Troopers
    There is something extremely appealing to me about watching cops from a State that should probably just be given to Canada, where between bear, moose, and the percentage of people to gun ownership, literally risk their lives everyday. "Officer...OFFICER. COLD SNAPS?"
  2. 2.
    The outcome is always someone getting caught with meth, crack or heroine. And the answer to the question "How much have you had to drink today/tonight?" Is always "2 beers."
  3. 3.
    I'm the whitest thing that white has ever seen. And watching stories about gangs and drug dealing gives me a lady boner.