If I Were Trapped on a Desert Island With Only Three Tv Series
- 1.Alaska State TroopersThere is something extremely appealing to me about watching cops from a State that should probably just be given to Canada, where between bear, moose, and the percentage of people to gun ownership, literally risk their lives everyday. "Officer...OFFICER. COLD SNAPS?"
- 2.CopsThe outcome is always someone getting caught with meth, crack or heroine. And the answer to the question "How much have you had to drink today/tonight?" Is always "2 beers."
- 3.GanglandI'm the whitest thing that white has ever seen. And watching stories about gangs and drug dealing gives me a lady boner.