Things in My Closet I Decided Were Outfits After I Saw Beyonce Perform Live.

(This is also the concert during which I said, "I need to hump my back up like a cat more when I dance.")
  1. A form fitting nude slip.
  2. Boy cut underwear and an oversized sweater.
  3. A bra under a lace top. But none of my bottoms seem to go with this.
  4. Lots of long necklaces can be a shirt.
  5. A bathing suit. With heels!
  6. Really vamp up your eyes and you don't need clothes.
  7. A handkerchief. Keep adjusting its placement based on your angle to people.
  8. Tights and a bra.
  9. Basically all you need is to hide your tampon string and maybe have a cool blazer.