Things in My Closet I Decided Were Outfits After I Saw Beyonce Perform Live.
(This is also the concert during which I said, "I need to hump my back up like a cat more when I dance.")
- •A form fitting nude slip.
- •Boy cut underwear and an oversized sweater.
- •A bra under a lace top. But none of my bottoms seem to go with this.
- •Lots of long necklaces can be a shirt.
- •A bathing suit. With heels!
- •Really vamp up your eyes and you don't need clothes.
- •A handkerchief. Keep adjusting its placement based on your angle to people.
- •Tights and a bra.
- •Basically all you need is to hide your tampon string and maybe have a cool blazer.