Using the word cooking lightly
  1. Her marinara sauce delight
    One time I asked her for "anything with red sauce on it" for supper. I was given a bowl of hot red sauce.
  2. Home cookin
    One time she insisted I make no evening plans because she was going to cook us dinner. We didn't eat until after 9 and she made me a cheese sandwich. Like two pieces of bread and a slice of American cheese. Basically an ungrilled grilled cheese.
  3. Her cookies
    Someone asked her for her cookie recipe but she made them from a box so she googled a recipe for a similar cookie. Said person still wonders why she can't get the cookie "right"