1. An online amalgamation of all (4) of my college papers
    I thought it might be cathartic to read back over them as if my future self would somehow have grown more interested in the corruption of the IFC than my current self
  2. Cutting out carbs
    Except this one ended the meal after it began
  3. Actually doing my assigned readings for class
  4. A personal fitness plan to become one of those people other people call "a runner"
  5. This app, probably