Being an Adult (to Me) Means...

  1. Never having time to call people during their "regular business hours"
  2. Forgetting my 1.5 million different passwords
  3. Always being too tired to take the stairs
  4. Thinking I should check my tire pressure and then just not
  5. Trying to decide on what is the most I'm willing to spend on things for my apartment that aren't from Ikea
  6. Feeling extremely lucky that I have a steady paycheck, and also grateful that this list is full of very minor concerns unique to young people of privilege like myself