My questions to God
This is important.
- •What's the deal with platypuses?
- •Why is poop funny?It seems to start around the ages 3 or 4, with a break between the ages 14-19 (when apparently nothing is funny) and then it starts being funny again until you die. (I think.)
- •Why are many animals so cute?Why do I almost lose consciousness whenever I see baby animals? Especially kittens and puppies. And ducks.
- •Can you please name the colors you have in Heaven that we don't have here on earth?Please refrain from using words on colors I already know with suffixes like "-ish" (purple-ish). I know you can do better than that.
- •What was going through your head when you created the fox?Did you create an animal that was a mix of cat and dog on purpose?
- •A question for Jesus:What was the funniest joke you heard from the time you walked around on earth?
- •How did people figure out how to bake?