1. Venti iced green tea with 10 ice cubes.
    Because 9 is probably not enough but 11 would be WAY too cold. It'll be a second on your tea as i count your cubes.
  2. Grande iced coffee with 17 pumps of vanilla.
    Set aside that this is now half syrup and half coffee, but why 17? Is 18 the number where you know you've taken it too far?
  3. Tall mocha with vanilla instead of chocolate.
    Why did you even order a mocha? This is now a vanilla latte. I then questioned if he wanted a white chocolate mocha. He did not. There was no mocha needed.
  4. Decaf espresso shot
    Just, what's the point? Mmm, that was a great sip of nothing.