THINGS OVRHEARD AT THE FARMERS MARKET IN BOULDER, CO

  1. "I'm really just a natural healer"
    Overheard while looking over the local herbs
  2. "I forgot to put the compost out."
    Because trash trucks are really cool here and also pick up and do good with your banana peels and apple cores.
  3. "The free psychic readings are every Thursday from 5 to 6."
    Happy hour for your subconscious
  4. "Will you be my base"
    From the crew doing acrobatics in the park.