PLACES ON MY BODY THAT ARE CURRENTLY UNCOMFORTABLE

  1. Lips
    They're burnt and dry, from sun and not enough water
  2. Face
    Burnt
  3. Shoulders
    Also burnt, as well as sore from horseback riding? I guess I tensed up a lot?
  4. Stomach
    I'm hungry.
  5. Thighs
    They're burnt all the way around and sore from horseback riding yesterday and biking for 5 hours today
  6. Butt
    Really why did I decide to go biking all day today after horseback riding for three hours yesterday???
  7. Legs
    Bug bites EVERYWHERE
  8. Heel of left foot
    Blister left over from a new pair of platform sandals, reopened
  9. Literally everywhere
    Sore and burnt and hungry but JUST KIDDING WHO CARES IM IN A BEACH SHACK TOWN IN URUGUAY MY LIFE IS BOMB AF