1. Lips
    They're burnt and dry, from sun and not enough water
  2. Face
    Burnt
  3. Shoulders
    Also burnt, as well as sore from horseback riding? I guess I tensed up a lot?
  4. Stomach
    I'm hungry.
  5. Thighs
    They're burnt all the way around and sore from horseback riding yesterday and biking for 5 hours today
  6. Butt
    Really why did I decide to go biking all day today after horseback riding for three hours yesterday???
  7. Legs
    Bug bites EVERYWHERE
  8. Heel of left foot
    Blister left over from a new pair of platform sandals, reopened
  9. Literally everywhere
    Sore and burnt and hungry but JUST KIDDING WHO CARES IM IN A BEACH SHACK TOWN IN URUGUAY MY LIFE IS BOMB AF