THINGS I'VE DONE AFTER HAVING MY HEART BROKEN

  1. Bought a tub of Tollhouse cookie dough and ate the whole thing
  2. Slept with a stranger
  3. Stopped eating
  4. Cried in class while reading a poem about a dog
  5. Drove to my hometown in the middle of the night
  6. Vandalism
  7. Trespassing
  8. Two sausage egg and cheese biscuits from McDonalds
  9. Cartilage piercing
  10. Drank excessively
  11. Double texting
  12. Triple texting
  13. Quadruple texting
  14. Another cartilage piercing
  15. Left the country
  16. Made out with many strangers
  17. Stopped being naive