Possible Reasons for 3am Repetitive Train Horns

  1. Amtrak engineer eager to remind us all that Amtrak is still in fucking business
  2. Sleepy engineer sounding horn to the beat of "C'mon 'n Ride It (the Train)" to stay awake
  3. Engineer's ex-wife lives in close proximity to the tracks
  4. Engineer's new girlfriend prefers loud Morse code dirty talk to sexting
  5. Facebook notifications on my phone are connected to train horn via accidental Bluetooth pairing
  6. My nightmares are connected to train horn via accidental Bluetooth pairing