WHY I DID NOT ENJOY MY TRIP TO AUSTIN, TEXAS

  1. Paid $200 to a man on the street for a Saturday ACL ticket to find out, steps away from entering the festival, that it was counterfeit and I could not enter.
  2. I'm not a heavy drinker. Just kidding, I don't drink at all, really.
  3. Stayed at an old, haunted hotel - The Driskill. Super creepy and overpriced.
  4. Found things to be too spread out. Either they weren't advertising their transit system much at all, or they don't have one. But regardless, it really sucked not being able to walk everywhere.