How to Properly Describe a Thai Cobb Salad on a Menu*
*please note this list is for baseball and/or history nerds and almost no one else.
- •“The Georgia Peach” of salads.
- •Created or equaled more major league records than any other salad.
- •This salad might be horribly racist and violent, but its definitely tasty!
- •Still holds the records for highest career batting average and most crispy noodle bits.
- •Watch out! This salad punches minorities in the face with an unbridled rage that might easily turn homicidal.
- •This salad’s father never got to see it play, since it was murdered by it’s mother – so it’s got something to prove to YOU. Yum!
- •--If you don't write anything like this – or WORSE, if a waiter comes to take my order and I say “Haha, I guess I gotta get the Thai Cobb Salad – it’s in the hall of fame, right?” and he looks at me like I just said “Meow meow meow Cookiepuss!!” Well, then fuck your restaurant.