IN ORDER TO FUNCTION AS A HUMAN TOMORROW I HAVE TO

  1. Charge my phone
  2. Set my alarm
  3. Take out my contacts
  4. Put on my glasses
  5. Drink some water
  6. Check that my alarm is set
  7. Drink more water
  8. Read my book
  9. Make sure really that my alarm is set
  10. Worry for a bit
  11. Take off my glasses
  12. Lights out
  13. Lights on
  14. Check alarm
  15. Really truly go to bed
  16. Write a reminder on my phone for the next day
  17. Bed really now bed
  18. Think about what I should wear the next day
  19. Check the weather
  20. Think more about it now that I'm informed
  21. Bore myself so much that I actually fall asleep