RANTS MY DAD WENT ON THIS WEEKEND

My dad is a very nice man and he helped me move to LA this weekend. Also, he likes to rant about things.
  1. Manspreading
    He says there's no other way men can sit
  2. Typing
    He can't type and he's mad about it
  3. American Express
    He's mad because they made a mistake and ruined his credit score
  4. My health
    He says I need to be healthier
  5. This guy Rick
    He knows the guy's a liar (but he's also kinda fun)
  6. The interstate commerce clause of the US constitution
    He schooled the manager at a Honda dealership
  7. Crows
    He wants everyone to be aware of just how intelligent they are
  8. His co-worker's ringtone
    He's right, it does sound annoying