THINGS A DRUNK FORTUNE TELLER SAID TO ME AT A HOLIDAY PARTY IN 2013

  1. I'm not drunk
  2. I can do this, pick some cards
  3. Three sorry three cards
  4. Seriously?
  5. Hahah oh my god
  6. Sorry you picked the three worst cards in the deck!
  7. I don't know what do YOU think a man lying down with knives coming out of his chest means
  8. You're gonna be fine I'm drunk
  9. Do you want tequila? I give a tequila shot to everyone who gets a bad reading
  10. I'll do one with you
  11. You're gonna be fine probably