THINGS I KNOW ABOUT A WOMAN I MET ONCE BUT AM FRIENDS WITH ON FACEBOOK

  1. Her age
  2. Her marital status
  3. Her kids' names
  4. Her kids' ages
  5. Where she lives
  6. Where her ex husband lives
  7. Where her kids go to school
  8. How many boyfriends she's had in the past four years
  9. Their names
  10. Their jobs
  11. Her job
  12. Where her job is
  13. When her crew parties
  14. What happened in her latest divorce proceedings
  15. What the judge is telling her to do
  16. How the universe is telling her to be
  17. How she really is