Based on watching their reactions to Chicago Shakespeare Theatre's Shakespeare's Greatest Hits today.
  1. Men dressed as women
  2. Women dressed as men
  3. Any lines they recognize
    "To be or not to be" "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo"
  4. The word "ass"
  5. Witches doin magic
  6. Boys and girls doin kissing
  7. Boys and boys doin accidental kissing
  8. People doin physical fighting
  9. The word "suck"
  10. Boys chasing after girls who don't like them
  11. Clapping for actors!