WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH MY $800MILL JACKPOT WINNINGS

  1. Quit my job byeeeee
  2. Eat a restaurant week meal for every meal the whole week
  3. Donate to cool places like Planned Parenthood or Hillary's campaign or Everytown
  4. Get a new iPhone that doesn't lose battery in 3 fucking hours
  5. Pay for my 4 siblings' college funds
  6. Pop bottles
  7. Buy a lifetime supply of Kraft Mac and Cheese
  8. Go to Southeast Asia and the South Pacific and eat everything in sight
  9. Upgrade my Adele tickets to the front row
  10. Get new curtains
  11. Buy unlimited Amtrak tickets to Richmond and NYC
  12. Build a hyper loop between DC and NYC in case I get sick of Amtrak
  13. Get a butler