REASONS WHY I DISLIKE HALLOWEEN

  1. Costumes
    I loathe dressing up, wearing any kind of mask, painting any part of my body in costume make up. No thank you.
  2. Being scared
    Nope nope nope. Do not put on some creepy mask, hide behind something and jump out at me.
  3. People who are way too old to be trick-or-treating knocking on my door.
    It's for the kids!
  4. Candy
    Because I want to eat it all. And I shouldn't.
  5. Moldy pumpkins
    Throw them away! Don't let them sit on your doorstep and rot!