REASONS WHY I DISLIKE HALLOWEEN
- •CostumesI loathe dressing up, wearing any kind of mask, painting any part of my body in costume make up. No thank you.
- •Being scaredNope nope nope. Do not put on some creepy mask, hide behind something and jump out at me.
- •People who are way too old to be trick-or-treating knocking on my door.It's for the kids!
- •CandyBecause I want to eat it all. And I shouldn't.
- •Moldy pumpkinsThrow them away! Don't let them sit on your doorstep and rot!