BEST MADE-UP WORDS FROM MY DAY JOB

  1. Swabbling: under lip ridge grasping
  2. Nasal kneading: when you're congested and have the feeling of a kitten stuck in your head doing that paw kneading thing.
  3. Squishlings: things squished together to make something new. As Alaskan white fish is squished with other fish bits to make krab.
  4. De-bitching: like debriefing, but...you know.