HOW TO TRICK OR TREAT WHEN YOU'RE 27+

  1. Attach yourself to a group of small children.
  2. Wear a costume that hides your face at least slightly.
  3. Say trick or treat like you're a little bit stupid and there's something wrong with you.
  4. Hide your face and don't make eye contact. Eyes on the candy bowl always works.
  5. Say thank you the same way you said trick or treat.
  6. Enjoy 😈