1. sharing a hotel room with me
  2. do not like being periscoped
  3. but secretly maybe do?
  4. dad watching an infomercial for Dean Martin roast DVD set for 45 minutes and counting
  5. After my show my dad said "I didn't think I would like it but it was good."
  6. My mom just asked me to look up the population of Bloomington, Indiana
  7. She's curious how big it is
  8. Bitch you have your own iPhone
  9. Dad's license has his gym card and lock combination scotch taped to it
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  10. I knew that your mom went live for the first time & was sad I couldn't watch
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