REASONS I THOUHT I WOULD DIE IN MY SLEEP (WITHIN PAST 6 MONTHS ONLY)

  1. internal bleeding after a jar of honey fell on my head
  2. dry drowning after I jumped into a pool and didn't know to hold my breath
  3. burst appendix when I had pain in lower abdomen but was actually ruptured ovarian cyst
  4. carbon monoxide poisoning bc our detectors were broken so why the hell not
  5. strangulation from my boyfriend's sleep apnea mask cord
  6. natural causes
  7. ISIS (40% of nights)
    Suggested by   @davis
  8. earthquake (20% of nights)
    Suggested by   @davis
  9. spider "attack" (80% of nights)
    Suggested by   @davis
  10. "freezing to death" (all winter nights)
    Suggested by   @davis