REASONS I WOULD PUT MY BOYFRIEND IN A JAR IF I COULD

  1. He could be with me whenever I want
  2. I would for sure always know where he is
  3. I would have full control over everything he gets to do
  4. Would feel secure more often
  5. Could control his diet
  6. Could give him treats in exchange for love
  7. He would learn to like it and eventually feel safe in the jar