SOUR PATCH KIDS FLAVORS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Watermelon
    Undeniable and so reliable that you can buy generic versions and still be in good hands.
  2. 2.
    Berry
    A sweeter, fruitier take on the OG. Why wouldn't you?
  3. 3.
    Original
    They hit the spot and do the job, they just aren't #1 the way people who aren't paying attention think they are.
  4. 4.
    Cherry
    This is more of an honorable mention. I'm not in the game of buying in bulk and in advance anymore, so these aren't on my radar. There needs to be at least a 35% chance you'll be at any given gas station or drug store I walk into or else I have to stop caring as a defense mechanism.