THINGS I FOUND IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM TONIGHT

  1. A pair of pointe shoes
  2. A framed photo of the cast of the Clueless television series
  3. Spanx tag
  4. Literature!
  5. More literature!
  6. Jewelry boxes my grandma got me from Saudi Arabia
  7. Igby Goes Down DVD
  8. Two furbies at the foot of my bed
  9. Playboy mug from when I interned there
  10. Polaroid of Mary and the gang the day I was born
  11. Casino Royale movie poster stolen from the theater
  12. Bathroom scale
    Mom I know what you're doing