TOM HARDY

  1. what if we never meet
  2. what if we never kiss
  3. I am only attracted to one new man every 2-6 years and you're it baby.
  4. I heard you're difficult and I love that about you. Know your worth. Trust nobody.
  5. You make Channing Tatum a J-O-K-E (he was never one of my guys, it just feels worth noting)
  6. I never want you to sound British though
  7. You don't need to shower or work. I don't need that. I'm not like your last two wives. We can live in my parents' basement for free and never worry about money again.