Things That Aren't Necessary
- •10 GOP candidates
- •For people of German origin to, when they meet someone really Jewy like me, apologize that their relatives may have tried to kill my relatives back in the day.
- •For the cleaning service that comes once every two years to spend 20 minutes arranging kitchen spices on the counter in order of height
- •For someone to offer to have 98% of a website due two days ago done by end of Friday (since we are launching Tuesday, can I talk someone up to 100%?)
- •Chrissy Teigen on Lip Synch Battle. Sorry.
- •Jar-Jar Binks
- •Winter coats in LA. Let's keep them in a storage locker at LAX and pick them up when we check in for our east cost flights or if we are flying to Denver which is randomly cold for no reason.