Things That Would Be Cool
- •If Carrie Fisher could just be everywhere all the time. And also write and perform lots of stuff. And also be my best friend. (Or at least my writing instructor.)
- •If Nick Offerman could play Steven Avery in the inevitable TV dramatic movie version of Making a Murderer.
- •If I could empty my brain into a flash drive and stick it into my computer's USB port to download directly into Wordpress, Word, Facebook etc.
- •If John Oliver could be on my television whenever I want him to be, commenting on things that I want him to comment on. Like potentially the weird people that I encounter in my life.
- •If the dudes of various swipe dating apps would actually follow up.
- •If I could beam my car over to the dealer to get it fixed
- •If there were some new episodes of Friends. Not filmed new today, but episodes from way back that never aired. "The One That the Network Forgot Behind the Sofa."